Sexual attitudes and character

A woman comes to the doctor:
- My husband and I do not get satisfaction from sex, have tried all the poses.
- And you try, like animals. Dogs on the street saw? Here's how they are. Come back in a week.
After seven days:
- Doctor, thank you! It helped!
- So, it means that now there are no problems?
- No, doctor, but we initially hesitated to passers-by ...
Doubt, what is your new friend ... No, not a penis, only a character? And what his secret addiction? 'll Have to watch him in games of love: what did he whisper in my ear, like touching your chest. Finally, some prefer to pose as himself and with the leads. He does not suspect that at this moment your attentive gaze opens all of its essence, like the picture x-ray. "Create your own posture and bear the character to withstand it," - said Daniil Kharms.



"Buterbrodnik"



Favorite position: the classic "missionary": it - on top, you - from the bottom.

He likes to crush you with all their weight, when you are in a horizontal position on the back. In general, it turns the typical "sandwich", where between his body and bed, you - "stuffing". He can, and he is not aware of, but it excites, it was him on top, and thus governs the ball. He usually strives to bite your ear lobe or a passionate kiss bite to the neck.

Diagnosis. If smart, like a rabbit, quickly enjoys and falls off - it means that he is terribly jealous, greedy and prone to receive short-term pleasures, and in general a bad lover. He had frequent headaches, sick waist, he smokes a lot, prone to binge, his idols - the coach Romantsev with a cigarette-pacifier and Jim Carrey.



If you move slowly, loud sighs and sweats a lot, but you do not know where to go, only to soon it was over - it is a problematic instance, diffident. Shall not get away so the girls needed sayings, like: "I am happy with you, mouse or hard-boiled:" baby, and you're cool. " He is not capable of feats and experiments.



"Male"



Favorite position: "Doggy-style" or "Roman horse". "Dog" or "horse" - it's you, of course. And he - "male" or "handler".

You try to ride him, but he seemed to love behind. Perhaps you lashes on the buttocks and kept pulling her hair.

Diagnosis. If he "loves" strictly "here and there, with force, silently and grimly, as Suvorov, who decided in whatever was to bomb enemy - look out! Before you (or rather - behind you) is a dangerous man with the past. This type of important kicks of "victory": partner defeated on all fours. But he could all his "doggy" soul to truly love his "Doggy". So love, that live out of his shackles of love is not weed.



Another fan of this posture: a romantic who enjoys a variation on the theme "povraschat hips, and moved their left and right, while waving his hands, like a wing, sing, say," Ave Maria ". This could be interesting character for communication, but a coward, trembling at the thought that we need to look into the eyes of a girl, if it turns her face to face. He loves to do "is" very often, with different girls. A sort of collector of women Popok that "silent", in contrast to the eyes and lips. So simple. Romantic does not like challenges, runs away from responsibility. He eats chocolate, drinking spirits, playing in a casino.



"Esthete"



Favorite pose. There may be few, but they are all from the region of incredible acrobatics with a bunch of different associated complexity. That is, everything except the traditional preferences.



When sexual intercourse begins to turn you into "nodes", strives to put him in a pose of "lotus", to stretch the twine, arranges existential sexual experience.

Diagnosis. Typically, this esthete, wistful about tantra, listening to alternative music, often not knowing what he wants in life. Yes, perhaps only one - leaving out of boredom, traditions and ... cordiality. Because he is incredibly self-centered, vain and ambitious. Center of his universe - his own. Decide to stay with him - do not wait for care and attention and be ready to fulfill his whims, including sexual. The only advantage - an incredible cleanliness.



"Trainer"



Favorite position: "Cat on a tree." That is love "on weight": you're both standing there, you hang on him, hugging his legs around her waist.

He picks you, "hangs" on himself and begins with the power to move. He does so violently, screaming like Tarzan (real, not one that the father of Natasha Koroleva). Can do it in a large mirror to admire themselves. Yes, is first and foremost. And only then you, if you are perfectly composed.

Diagnosis. Crazy narcissus. Most of those involved in bodybuilding, fitness, tennis. And bodybuilders are people with complexes, being first kick, then - perhaps too enamored of himself by sticking muscles. He is incredibly polygamy can not enjoy one or two girls, he always needed a dozen or two and certainly beauties. He pulls you covered with its flat-nude pictures, tell him the sea of compliments, is with him his protein foods necessary bodybuilders. He listens to heavy rock, Zemfira, do not consume alcohol and not smoking. This is probably a plus. But from the constant stress on your lower back, due to the fact that he prefers to pose "cat", a companion may be problems with the spine, it may suffer from constipation.



"Pretzel"



Favorite position: on one side.

It turns you on the side, falls from behind, pressed, and "embedded" in the curves of your body. It turns out "pretzel" or "loaf" as anyone. Almost the same may be, if he will turn you to face him. He enjoys the slow and deep penetration into you, embraces something there whispers.

Diagnosis. He was accustomed to the warm pies and soft house slippers, measured rhythm of life, that "everything on the shelves, and that orgasms came on time, and in the sexual contact was all predictable. Type - mama's boy or a boring zhenatik. Tedious, as Karl Marx at the time work on "Capital". If fate will bring you, you will be provided with life "on the clock" with rare sex on the side.



"Universal"



Favorite position: All of them!

He is unique: cheeky, like a hussar, and courteous, as an aristocrat; rough and gentle, shy and impudent, unpredictable.

Diagnosis. It was such a man - a universal lover. His main passion - is the pleasure the woman he loves. He will satisfy her and myself will not forget. What if this posture - for him armistice.

So if you like, then go for you at any sacrifice. But a long time it is unlikely to be enough: there are so many objects of worship ...

Most sexual peoples of the world

Sex plays in the life of modern people's role, whose importance can hardly be overestimated. That's why we are so interested in the question: what about "these" things from other peoples? It is no secret that people of one nationality have a reputation for passionate lovers, and representatives of the other, according to the same stereotype, cold and phlegmatic in bed.



Statistics, as they say, knows everything. Know the statistics and on such sensitive aspects of human life, such as sexual behavior.
What will tell us dry and dispassionate statistics provided by Durex, on the intimate life of different peoples?



The most recent place of sexuality belongs unconditionally to the Japanese. Living in Land of the Rising Sun so much work that can be given to sexual intercourse only 45 days a year.



Seems poet Igor Guberman was their had in mind when he wrote:

If life is too business-like,
Suffers sexual function.



In the second place from the end of Singaporeans (73 times). Amazed researchers Indians. The population of the homeland Kama Sutra, strangely enough, does not seek to diversify the sexual relationship. Limit of imagination of most Indians - the sex in her parents' bedroom.



Most of the population considers it necessary to keep her virginity until marriage. Threesomes, vibrators, homosexual - something supraliminal for residents of India. The Indians are almost enjoy the massage oils, exciting flavors and erotic literature.



Strictly speaking, the same can be said of most Asian nations.



Surprised the researchers, and black men. On the one hand, the hot African guys trying to have sex in all the appropriate and inappropriate places. Nigerians and does belong to the world record for the duration of sexual intercourse: an average of 24 minutes. However, those who like "chocolate rabbits" will be disappointed: only half of the same Nigerians engaged in sex at least once a week.



The Germans have confirmed the reputation of pragmatic and down to earth lovers. In Germany, the attitude toward sex - as a normal physiological Act: for health. Solid German sex is very similar to its utilitarian cleaning teeth. Apparently, in order to "recovery" is held here early sexual education of children. As a result of this, and the Germans lose their virginity early: an average of 15 years or so.



But the British haughtiness and coldness, apparently, in the past. Now the British gladly use a variety of devices from the sex shops and are sexually active before marriage. However, loyalty to hearth and home still "rules" in Foggy Albion: links on the side have only 14% of respondents.
Did not surprise the Italians. By nature they are metrosexuals, that is, people who love themselves. As a consequence, Italian, and he will enjoy in bed, and the partner will not forget.



The French, who all consider the ideal lovers, do not like the stereotype. In sex descendants of the Gauls conservative. Love they do on average about 120 times a year, but the sexual act lasts only 14 minutes, including foreplay.



But most sexual people, as expected, were the Turks and Hispanics.



Turkish ladies' man can boast of a world record: on average schetuu every Turk about 14 sexual partners. More than half of Turkish men are not averse to "go left". Surprisingly, while only 8% know firsthand about the diseases, sexually transmitted diseases.



The inhabitants of Latin America, in their sexuality, not least the role played by ... national dances. It turns out that all these rumba, samba, mambo, during the execution of which has been actively rotate their hips, excites no worse than Viagra. Whatever the case, Latin Americans are more likely than other people, not to have sex at work and even in public transport.

What is the use of sex?

Now abstinence is no longer fashionable. Researchers tell us that sexual activity should be regular. It turns out that if you have sex, you can get rid of many health problems. Sex eliminates pain and increases immunity. So happy in love live longer and suffer less from various diseases.
Sex strengthens the heart.

Studies have shown that those who have everything in order with personal life, rarely have problems with the heart.
It turns out that the probability of heart attack or stroke, they have decreased by almost half. This is due to the release of hormones responsible for sexual desire. Do not avoid sex, even those who have suffered a heart attack or stroke. Sex hormones serve, in some way, medicine for them.



A man who regularly engaged in sex, live longer. Researchers have reported an interesting fact: death and disease are more common among people who long to abstain from sexual relations.



Many women complain about the appearance of seals in the chest. Most runs in a panic to mammologist, which makes them unpleasant diagnosis - breast. This disease is automatically puts a woman at risk for breast cancer.



So, those of us who are happily married or has a permanent sexual partner have a much lower probability of occurrence of mastitis, or breast cancer education.



Sex strengthens the immune system.

People who have regular sex life, develop antibodies that protect them from disease and strengthen immunity.



Therefore, they occur less often, and all the flu epidemic pass them by. In addition, during seka produced endorphins - the so-called hormone of happiness. Women who have regular sex life, happier and more positive outlook on life. Depression and are visited much less often than those who have problems with personal life.



You might get rid of excess weight, sex burns the same calories as a 15-minute jog or training in the gym.
Sex relieves from pain.

If you don migraine or the weather differed tooth, then to have sex with someone you love - the best medicine to relax and fall asleep. Of course the next day should not put off a visit to the dentist.



The fact that the hormones responsible for sexual pleasure intensifying antibolevoy center in the brain.



The most important thing - is to love each other. Sex without love - the worst you can imagine. Express your love for each other and be happy