Sexual attitudes and character

A woman comes to the doctor:
- My husband and I do not get satisfaction from sex, have tried all the poses.
- And you try, like animals. Dogs on the street saw? Here's how they are. Come back in a week.
After seven days:
- Doctor, thank you! It helped!
- So, it means that now there are no problems?
- No, doctor, but we initially hesitated to passers-by ...
Doubt, what is your new friend ... No, not a penis, only a character? And what his secret addiction? 'll Have to watch him in games of love: what did he whisper in my ear, like touching your chest. Finally, some prefer to pose as himself and with the leads. He does not suspect that at this moment your attentive gaze opens all of its essence, like the picture x-ray. "Create your own posture and bear the character to withstand it," - said Daniil Kharms.



"Buterbrodnik"



Favorite position: the classic "missionary": it - on top, you - from the bottom.

He likes to crush you with all their weight, when you are in a horizontal position on the back. In general, it turns the typical "sandwich", where between his body and bed, you - "stuffing". He can, and he is not aware of, but it excites, it was him on top, and thus governs the ball. He usually strives to bite your ear lobe or a passionate kiss bite to the neck.

Diagnosis. If smart, like a rabbit, quickly enjoys and falls off - it means that he is terribly jealous, greedy and prone to receive short-term pleasures, and in general a bad lover. He had frequent headaches, sick waist, he smokes a lot, prone to binge, his idols - the coach Romantsev with a cigarette-pacifier and Jim Carrey.



If you move slowly, loud sighs and sweats a lot, but you do not know where to go, only to soon it was over - it is a problematic instance, diffident. Shall not get away so the girls needed sayings, like: "I am happy with you, mouse or hard-boiled:" baby, and you're cool. " He is not capable of feats and experiments.



"Male"



Favorite position: "Doggy-style" or "Roman horse". "Dog" or "horse" - it's you, of course. And he - "male" or "handler".

You try to ride him, but he seemed to love behind. Perhaps you lashes on the buttocks and kept pulling her hair.

Diagnosis. If he "loves" strictly "here and there, with force, silently and grimly, as Suvorov, who decided in whatever was to bomb enemy - look out! Before you (or rather - behind you) is a dangerous man with the past. This type of important kicks of "victory": partner defeated on all fours. But he could all his "doggy" soul to truly love his "Doggy". So love, that live out of his shackles of love is not weed.



Another fan of this posture: a romantic who enjoys a variation on the theme "povraschat hips, and moved their left and right, while waving his hands, like a wing, sing, say," Ave Maria ". This could be interesting character for communication, but a coward, trembling at the thought that we need to look into the eyes of a girl, if it turns her face to face. He loves to do "is" very often, with different girls. A sort of collector of women Popok that "silent", in contrast to the eyes and lips. So simple. Romantic does not like challenges, runs away from responsibility. He eats chocolate, drinking spirits, playing in a casino.



"Esthete"



Favorite pose. There may be few, but they are all from the region of incredible acrobatics with a bunch of different associated complexity. That is, everything except the traditional preferences.



When sexual intercourse begins to turn you into "nodes", strives to put him in a pose of "lotus", to stretch the twine, arranges existential sexual experience.

Diagnosis. Typically, this esthete, wistful about tantra, listening to alternative music, often not knowing what he wants in life. Yes, perhaps only one - leaving out of boredom, traditions and ... cordiality. Because he is incredibly self-centered, vain and ambitious. Center of his universe - his own. Decide to stay with him - do not wait for care and attention and be ready to fulfill his whims, including sexual. The only advantage - an incredible cleanliness.



"Trainer"



Favorite position: "Cat on a tree." That is love "on weight": you're both standing there, you hang on him, hugging his legs around her waist.

He picks you, "hangs" on himself and begins with the power to move. He does so violently, screaming like Tarzan (real, not one that the father of Natasha Koroleva). Can do it in a large mirror to admire themselves. Yes, is first and foremost. And only then you, if you are perfectly composed.

Diagnosis. Crazy narcissus. Most of those involved in bodybuilding, fitness, tennis. And bodybuilders are people with complexes, being first kick, then - perhaps too enamored of himself by sticking muscles. He is incredibly polygamy can not enjoy one or two girls, he always needed a dozen or two and certainly beauties. He pulls you covered with its flat-nude pictures, tell him the sea of compliments, is with him his protein foods necessary bodybuilders. He listens to heavy rock, Zemfira, do not consume alcohol and not smoking. This is probably a plus. But from the constant stress on your lower back, due to the fact that he prefers to pose "cat", a companion may be problems with the spine, it may suffer from constipation.



"Pretzel"



Favorite position: on one side.

It turns you on the side, falls from behind, pressed, and "embedded" in the curves of your body. It turns out "pretzel" or "loaf" as anyone. Almost the same may be, if he will turn you to face him. He enjoys the slow and deep penetration into you, embraces something there whispers.

Diagnosis. He was accustomed to the warm pies and soft house slippers, measured rhythm of life, that "everything on the shelves, and that orgasms came on time, and in the sexual contact was all predictable. Type - mama's boy or a boring zhenatik. Tedious, as Karl Marx at the time work on "Capital". If fate will bring you, you will be provided with life "on the clock" with rare sex on the side.



"Universal"



Favorite position: All of them!

He is unique: cheeky, like a hussar, and courteous, as an aristocrat; rough and gentle, shy and impudent, unpredictable.

Diagnosis. It was such a man - a universal lover. His main passion - is the pleasure the woman he loves. He will satisfy her and myself will not forget. What if this posture - for him armistice.

So if you like, then go for you at any sacrifice. But a long time it is unlikely to be enough: there are so many objects of worship ...